tresbellemichelle: blametheleather: everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it #keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer Truth.
kingarthurscat: geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat Did RDJ write this?
Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
do you hear that love?: the-vashta-nerada: i was... →
the-vashta-nerada: i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really…
Ugggh real life
I try not to use Tumblr for.. real posts. I’m a re-post cat gifs kind of girl, but right now you’re going to be my own damn diary. So I have been out of one of my psychotropic drugs ((fyi for those who don’t know- psychotropics are chemical substance that crosses the blood–brain barrier and acts primarily upon the central nervous system where it affects brain function,...
a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
on single mothers: ugh you are the ruin of this country couldn't you just keep your legs together you dumb welfare slut
on single fathers: oh god you brave man raising your kid(s) all on your own that must be really hard what bitch would leave a hero like you she must be a whore
Sleeping in the winter:
onlylolgifs: Sleeping in the summer: The story of my life.
I'm going to be a stunt kitty!
dailycatgif: D: (:(:(:(:(:(: (:
onlylolgifs: I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. I love this gif.